MIX MAYONNAISE WITH CREAM, CHILI SAUCE, PEPPER
AND ONION. TWIST THE LEMON TO WORK OUT THE JUICE AND A SPRAY OF
RIND OIL.
ARRANGE THE LETTUCE LEAVES ALTERNATELY AROUND A
LARGE PLATTER.
DISTRIBUTE THE CRAB IN A RING AROUND THE PLATTER,
TOPPING HERE AND THERE WITH A CLAW.
DOT WITH CHERRY TOMATOES AND HARD BOILED EGG HALVES.
POUR SAUCE OVER ALL, LIGHTLY. SERVE REMAINING
SAUCE IN A SMALL TUREEN.